Miley Cyrus is Kind of a Bitch

In a new video that was posted on YouTube the other day, virginal Christian, Miley Cyrus, and her best friend Mandy, spend about five minutes making fun of fellow Disney stars Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato. Why? Because Selena Gomez is reportedly dating Cyrus’ ex-boyfriend, Nick Jonas. Did I just type that last sentence? How do I know who these people are? Oh, God. Oh, God! What is happening to me!!! Aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!