Lynne Spears Killed a Kid

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In an exclusive story, National Enquirer has revealed that Lynne Spears, mother of Britney and Jamie Lynn, killed a 12 year old boy in 1975 when she ran over him with her car. The boy, who was riding a bicycle, died instantly. Todd, who was typing on his keyboard, made a frowny face.

A source told the publication, “To this day, Lynne hasn’t gotten over what she did. She gets that terrified look in her eye when she is thinking about it. “She has told only a few people about the accident and always says, ‘Please don’t think I’m a bad person.'” Lynne was 20 when the tragedy occurred in her hometown of Kentwood, La., during the same year she married Jamie Spears. When the accident happened, Lynne was driving Britney’s brother to the hospital after he’d suffered an injury. “It bothers Lynne still to this day,” said a representative for Lynne Spears. “She really doesn’t like to talk about it. She just wanted to forget that it ever happened – but she can’t.”

That’s a coincidence, because you know what I want to forget ever happened? Slap bracelets.

Britney and Lynne out shopping earlier this month: