Tom Cruise is Suddenly Tall
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I don’t know what type of alien technology was used to develop Tom Cruise’s shoes, but it looks like he’s grown about 7 inches overnight. Somebody should tell him his secret is out. We know he’s short. It would be funny to see these two standing next to each other with Katie Holmes in heels and Tom Cruise in flip-flops. Followed closely by pictures of Katie spinning Tom on a merry-go-round or Katie riding a motorcycle with Tom riding in the sidecar. Check out his sweet goggles!
Update: People have emailed claiming this is Tom Cruise’s best buddy, David Miscavige, the current leader of the Church of Scientology – the same little leather-clad fella next to Tom in this picture and saluting Tom in this picture. – Jenny