Jessica Simpson Fails Again

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When Jessica Simpson announced she was making a country album she said she was “planning on making country [music] for the rest of my life” because that’s what she was born to do. Oops. Kenosha News reports:

Skepticism was elevated hours before Jessica Simpson’s debut country performance, opening for Sara Evans, Saturday night at Country Thunder. With only one country single released, fans doubted if the pop diva could stack up against other country music acts. “Just because she’s dating Tony Romo it doesn’t make her country,” said Mike Rodriguez, 31, from Lake Geneva. “She doesn’t fit in with country, and I’ll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert.” Zach Schlodt, 19, of Palatine, Ill., agreed.”, Simpson’s heart isn’t in country music, and she is just banking on the genre’s current popularity, he said. “She’s an embarrassment to country music,” he added…One man summed her performance up in a single word. “It’s crap,” said Ryan Sia, 28, from East Troy. “She doesn’t belong here.

It really doesn’t take much to entertain a bunch of drunk rednecks, so you’d think a blonde with big tits prancing around in daisy dukes would bring the house down. Yeah, not so much. Mostly because Jessica Simpson has no discernible talent and sounds like she just got electrocuted when she sings live. She better hope this works out, because this is pretty much it. The only thing left after “country artist” is “sandwich artist.”