Jennifer Garner is Five Months Pregnant

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Ted Casablanca has been pulling shit out of a hat for a while now, so instead of being on the brink of divorce, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are expecting a new baby. US Magazine reports:

Garner’s former Alias co-star Victor Garber confirms to “Yes, she is,” Garber, who currently stars on ABC’s Eli Stone, told Us when asked if recent speculation was true that the couple is expecting. (Garber officiated the couple’s 2005 wedding.) A source adds, “She is five months pregnant. They are very happy.”

Violet Affleck might not have been cute enough to be a Gerber baby, but every time you see her she looks incredibly happy, so say what you want about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, but they seem to be great parents unlike most of the idiots in Hollywood. If Paris Hilton had a baby, in six months I’d fully expect it to be found in a diaper crawling on a suspended beam at a construction site or stuck in a bear trap.