Claire Danes is in a Bikini

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Claire Danes has an overinflated sense of her own acting ability and she stole Billy Crudup from Mary-Loiuse Parker when Parker was eight months pregnant, so it’s no surprise that God struck her with whatever disease this is that makes her look like this in a bikini. She looks like something a med student would practice on. I’m not sure what you’re supposed to do with a body like that if you see it naked. Unless of course if by some chance a nuclear waste truck tipped over on me and I turned into a mutant giant. Then I could see how her scrawny ass could be useful. Like tying some rakes to her head and using her as a back scratcher for instance.