Reese Witherspoon is Different
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Reese Witherspoon has a gigantic forehead and a chin you could chop wood with, but sometimes, in the right light, with the right high-powered lens, and the right amount of Bombay Sapphire before breakfast, she looks pretty fuckin hot. Like she does here in Paris doing a shoot for Nina Ricci. Needless to say, it’s all going to waste, because according to reports, Jake Gyllenhaal just moved in with her. Instead of imagining this dress on the lampshade and Reese’s panties around her ankle, imagine Jake Gyllenhaal braiding Reese’s hair and secretly wishing for the day when they get their periods at the same time.