Carrie Underwood is in a Bikini

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We tried to wait for better quality versions of these to hit the Net, but we gave up. It’s Carrie Underwood in a bikini, so hopefully you can forgive us for the crappy quality of these pictures. Country music sucks but they seem to have the musical market cornered on hot chicks (Sara Evans, Shania Twain, Taylor Swift, Faith Hill, Kellie Pickler, LeAnn Rimes, Miranda Lambert, etc.), so I’d gladly wear an orange camouflage hat and drink warm beer if that’s what it took to use Carrie Underwood’s ankles like the handles of an elliptical machine. What can I say? I’m a romantic like that.