Jamie Lynn Spears is On The Cover

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I realize OK! probably thinks they struck gold with the first exclusive pictures of an unwed teen mother and her newborn baby, but they might have just stumbled across the summer fad of 2008 – 17 year olds with frosted hair. Hot!

Boring quotes about teen motherhood here:

She is very good,” says Jamie Lynn. “She’ll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I’ll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There’s no screaming and crying.” The proud mama continues, “We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I’ve worked one out with her, and we’re happy going about our little life.”

I guess they made Jamie Lynn’s hair look like my grandma’s because they didn’t want you to realize that you were looking at pictures of an underage chick with a GED holding a baby that she may have had because her producer on Zoey 101 statutory raped her. I can see why they’d do that. The silver hair makes her look dignified and mature. Like when I wear my ascot to Wal-Mart.

Aunt Britney getting a new weave yesterday: