Jamie Lynn Spears Did None of This

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In the new issue of Star, they claim to have all the details as to what exactly happened inside Jamie Lynn Spears’ delivery room. And by “details,” I mean “lies”:

The baby’s heart rate dropped every time she tried to push,” a family insider tells Star. “They did an ultrasound and quickly discovered that the umbilical cord was too short.” But despite the doctors’ dire warnings, the 17-year-old “was adamant about having a natural delivery.” Everyone in the room at Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center in McComb, Miss., pleaded with Jamie Lynn to listen to the doctors – including big sister Britney. Brit had already been with Jamie Lynn for hours, massaging her back as she endured painful contractions. “But she got mad,” says the insider. She told Jamie Lynn to “just have a damn Caesarian,” as she did. “Britney then ran out in tears because she couldn’t bear to see what was happening.”

Jamie Lynn Spears had her baby on June 19th at 9:30 am, so unless Britney Spears can tell the future, it seems there might be a reason why Britney was photographed with her dad at LAX boarding a flight to Louisiana on June 18th. And leaving LAX on June 20th. To find out more, reserve your copy of “Why 17-Year Olds Aren’t Adamant About Having a Natural Delivery” today!

Britney and her best friends yesterday at Fred Segal: