Paris Hilton Looks Pregnant

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These pictures of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden leaving Beso a couple nights ago have caused a lot of people to wonder if Paris is pregnant. I thought about it for about two minutes, then I realized what I was doing, so I hired a homeless guy to punch me in the face. Dad was a little hesitant at first, but then he saw that crisp new dollar.