Britney Spears Gets People Stabbed

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Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears’ paparazzi ex-boyfriend, claims he has received death threats and has actually been stabbed after it was revealed that he was attempting to shop a sex tape featuring himself and Britney Spears. Is sex with Britney Spears punishable by death? Looks like your penis was right! Ghalib says:

Yes, I was injured by an attacker. This is still being investigated. “I can’t say much about the cowardly attack other than: a) you better come a lot stronger than that if you want to make a point and b) most will be surprised by those behind it. “I have had many calls about it from all over the world. In light of the constant calls about the sex tape and threats, I’m taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile.”

“Better come a lot harder than that”? Um, you were stabbed, jackass. I don’t know where that stands on the make a point pyramid, but I assume it has to be pretty high. But good job on telling them to bring a gun next time. Hopefully that’ll work out for you. Studies have shown that when it comes to coming, those tend to do it a lot harder.

Britney Spears at the gym on June 2nd: