Paris Hilton Needs To Put Some Socks On

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Paris Hilton was caught sunbathing on a deck this weekend, and lucky for us, she was wrapped in a towel. Your discerning eye might notice she seems naked underneath, and if that turns you on, your eye might also want to let you know that the bunyons on this bitch’s gigantic feet can be photographed from space. Mmmmm, sexy. The only possible way this chick’s feet be any bigger is if they were cut off and replaced with clown shoes.