Christina Aguilera’s Boobs are a Mess

[Gallery not found]

Chicks with huge racks are God’s precious gift from heaven, but if Christina Aguilera could put on a shirt, that would be great. I’m not sure what the hell has been happening lately, but Christina’s chest looks like a leathery mess of veins and self tanning streaks. And, uh, what are those folds for? Are those supposed to be there? I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure tits aren’t supposed to look like my wallet.