Christian Audigier Had a Birthday Party

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Guests, which included Britney Spears and Pamela Anderson, at French fashion designer Christian Audigier‘s 50th birthday this weekend reportedly “went wild” when Michael Jackson walked on stage and grabbed the microphone. The article doesn’t say why exactly. The Mirror UK reports:

Was this the moment he was going to break into song and end his years of silence? Er, no…all they got as Jacko, 49, stepped onto the platform was a whispered, “Hello”. He added politely: “Christian is the King of Fashion” before turning on his heels and trouping off. An insider said: “Everyone went mad when he grabbed the microphone. The mood was electric. “But sadly there was no impromptu gig. It was a shame because he looked in pretty good shape. He was obviously just putting in an appearance for his old pal Christian.”

I like football and girls, so I don’t know who Christian Audigier is, but he seems like a pretty cool guy. All his friends seem to like kids a lot, and that’s important, because they’re our future.