Nick Cannon is All Man

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Being married to Mariah Carey seems fun. Page Six says:

Mariah Carey’s new husband was trying to have a boys’ weekend at Saturday’s opening of the MGM Grand at Foxwoods with pals Sean Combs and Quincy Jones when he got a call from Carey. “He was summoned home by her at 1 in the morning,” a source said. “He didn’t look happy about it.” A rep for Carey didn’t return calls.

When you Google “Nick Cannon” the first image that comes up is of Mariah Carey, so that’s pretty much tells you all you need to know about this relationship. To save himself some trouble, Nick Cannon should shrink himself and just get inside Mariah’s purse. When asked for comment, Mariah said, “Whutisssshhhhhhh!”

Some old pics of Mariah Carey in a see-through dress because they were in our inbox. Thanks Jake!