A Britney Spears Sex Tape is For Sale

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The National Enquirer is reporting that Adnan Ghalib, Britney’s former paparazzo boyfriend, is shopping a sex tape the pair made on their trip to Mexico.

Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing,” said the insider. “She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. “Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.'”

Please keep in mind that this tape was made in January of 2008, one of the peak months of Britney Spears fat and crazy. Watching this might unlock some portal and send me to another dimension where I’ll never be able to get an erection again. Please, help. My penis is scared. Somebody get his blankey and turn it to The Wonder Pets or something.

Britney and Adnan in Mexico: