Hayden Panettiere a Lesbian?

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Have you heard that Hayden Panettiere might be a lesbian? Yeah, nobody else has either. The Sun UK says:

The 18-year-old – who plays indestructible Claire Bennet in [Heroes] – has been dogged by rumours she is a lesbian. She said: “That’s fine with me. If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron. “And Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls.”

Her publicists have already tried the Lolita thing (see below), now there are “rumors” that this chick is a lesbian. So basically, they are trying everything they can to turn Panettiere into a sex symbol. In reality, the only thing that might work is a growth spurt and some thigh exercises. I appreciate the fact that you want me to fantasize about you making out with Angelina Jolie, but you can see how that might seem a little creepy during the adoption process.