Jennifer Aniston is Single. Again. Again. Aga…

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Jennifer Aniston’s publicist has been working overtime this week painting a beautiful picture of a whirlwind summer romance between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. In reality, they’ve been on like three dates. And as soon as Mayer left Miami, Aniston started text stalking him and telling all her friends that she was in love. I know, John Mayer was surprised, too!. Page Six says:

…A source in New York saw Mayer, a notorious horndog, out at 1Oak Friday night with Adam Levine, and Mayer “was all over some blond girl.” Mayer later asked the DJ to play some R. Kelly songs so “we can dance with our girls.”

We may not know the mysteries and secrets of love my friends, but if we’ve learned anything today, it’s that I can stand on my head longer than Jennifer Aniston can keep a man.