Megan Fox is Banned

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Despite being the hottest woman on Earth, Megan Fox is not allowed on the premises of a Florida Wal-Mart because she shoplifted there as a teenager. Contact Music says:

Fox was caught stealing make-up from a Florida branch of the Wal-Mart during her rebellious teenage years. And the incident has now seen her banned from the store. A friend of the star tells the tabloid, “Megan (Fox) was quite a rebel growing up. She thought she could get away with anything, and definitely had sticky fingers. “She would pocket things like candy and gum from convenience stores, but Megan’s shoplifting days were quickly put to an end when she got busted for heisting a $7 tube of lipgloss from Wal-Mart. “At first, Megan denied it. Even after they told her they caught her on surveillance video, Megan still tried talking her way out of it. But when they threatened to call the police, Megan broke down in tears and confessed.”

Wal-Mart sure is tough. Although they might want to rethink this line in the sand. Especially since it might carry more weight if Megan Fox actually wanted to browse their wide selection of NASCAR t-shirts and fishing lures. I may be reaching here, but I think it’s safe to say you’d have a better chance of seeing Megan Fox on a dollar bill than you would in an aisle at Wal-Mart.