Keeley Hazell is a Singer

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It’s always fun when a chick known for getting naked doesn’t want to be known for it releases an album or gets a part in a movie so she can show the world that she’s “talented” in other ways. That never really works out because in reality, the only way these chicks are tolerable is if they are naked in some way. So they usually end up getting naked in their movie or slutted up in their videos. Like Keeley Hazell’s video for her new single called, “Something I Didn’t Bother To Look Up.” I didn’t bother watching the whole thing, just like I didn’t bother watching her whole sex tape. I tried masturbating to it one time but the coroner said my penis died of a condition called “sheer boredom.”

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