Angie Everhart Got a DUI

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The only way I’d walk down the street in Hollywood is in a suit of armor, because it’s painfully clear that everyone is drunk. TMZ says:

Model Angie Everhart was arrested for DUI early last Thursday and held on $15,000 bail. She was released later that morning and is due in court on May 15.”

Details are sketchy at this time, but I’m guessing the cop probably had sex with her. It’d be pretty easy because when she was sober, she banged Howard Stern, Joe Pesci, and Orlando Jones (this dude). I think it’s safe to say that you could be a conjoined twin with lobster claws for hands and Angie Everhart would still eventually end up with her head in your lap if you had a beer tab.