Katie Holmes is Trying to Escape

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Unable to be a mindless robot with no independent thought or opinions per the terms of her contract, Katie Holmes has been offered a role on Broadway and is ready to move to Manhattan with daughter Suri in an effort to rebuild her career and force a trial separation from Tom Cruise. Star reports:

She desperately needs to be on her own for a while, but there’s no way Tom is going to let her take Suri away,” an insider tells Star. “There’s no way he’ll allow it. He just doesn’t want Katie – or Suri – out of his sight for long. He told her that if she goes to New York, fine, but he goes with her.” Further, the couple’s tug of war over their daughter has intensified as of late. “Tom wants to call all the shots when it comes to Suri,” says an insider. “He has a lot of rules, and there’s conflict.”

When you’re paid $3 million to be somebody’s wife, I can imagine that certain expectations would be placed on you. Namely, that you would no longer have free will, hopes and dreams. So too bad for Tom Cruise that Katie Holmes is like a dog that just broke his chain. And it’ll only get worse when she gets to New York. If you ever wanted to date her, here’s your chance, dude. She’s been with Tom Cruise for three years. She’ll probably go on Oprah if you can reach the top shelf.