Jessica Simpson is Making This Too Easy

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If you’re an alleged sex symbol and your jaw looks like the Iron Giant’s, it’s always a good idea to pose on the cover of a magazine and pretend you’re shaving like a dude. People will absolutely get that you’re being sexy and ironic. Or that you really, really look like a fucking man. If it weren’t for your tits, the only magazine your face would manage to get on would be the cover of Horse Fancy.

Note: Jessica was recreating the 1965 Esquire cover which featured Verna Lisi.

Pics thanks to Max and Janine via email.