Jessica Simpson Strips on a Webcam

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Unable to keep a man for longer than five minutes, Jessica Simpson is doing everything she can to keep Tony Romo’s attention away from attractive women.

Star magazine reports that the singer and reality show veteran gives her Web cam a workout for the benefit of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback. When they’re apart, she will be – to quote Tina Turner – his private dancer, and she “isn’t shy about her body – or her dance moves,” Star said. “Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite Pussycat Dolls routine. … She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy. … She thinks it keeps the romance alive while they are far away from each other.”

Jessica Simpson is a Restylane injection of need and insecurity, so make no mistake this is absolutely 100% true. Tony Romo sees 40 hotter chicks on the field at halftime every Sunday, but he has to sit through this crap hoping anything above the neck doesn’t make it into the frame so he doesn’t have to start over.

Jessica hawking her ugly fake hair shit yesterday:

Thanks, Megan!