JLo Wants Tom Cruise to Brainwash Her Kids

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Jennifer Lopez has repeatedly denied that she is a Scientologist. I guess one way to combat rumors that you belong to a cult is to ask its most famous member to be the godfather of your newborn twins. Showbiz Spy says:

The ‘Jenny From The Block’ singer – who gave birth to son Max and daughter Emme on February 22 – has convinced husband Marc Anthony to give Tom the role despite their differences in religious beliefs. Tom, a devout follower of the mysterious religion of Scientology; Lopez and Anthony Catholic. “Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids’ godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the end Jennifer managed to convince him to agree.” Tom – who has a 2-year-old daughter, Suri, with wife Katie Holmes – has already showered the twins with gifts. The actor reportedly spent around $200,000 on designer christening outfits for Max and Emme, ordered a giant fish tank for their nursery and gave them complete Disney DVD box sets. It has also been claimed Tom and Katie planned to host a star-studded $200,000 ‘Welcome to the World’ themed-party for the fraternal twins.”

Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lopez aren’t even that great of friends, so this can only mean that Lopez has promised these kids to Tom Cruise on their 16th birthday in exchange for a semblance of a career. When their time comes, the children shall carry out their master’s will. “You will be mine,” Tom Cruise said as he patted their heads, “Oh yes, you will be mine.”

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