Cameron Diaz is Too Much Woman

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Hollywood has tricked you for about 15 years into thinking Cameron Diaz is some sort of flawless beauty, but that machine is just about dead. Because, well, despite being a “flawless beauty,” Cameron Diaz got dumped for Jessica Biel and can’t seem to get a man. Us Magazine reports:

It’s been nice not having a boyfriend for the past year,” she says in the new issue of British GQ. “In fact, it’s the first time I haven’t had one in 10 years, and I’m enjoying what I’m getting out of this moment. “I could be in a relationship if I wanted to be, but I haven’t finished doing what I’m doing,” she added…”I’m a lot of woman – in a lot of ways,” she says. “And I understand that can be intimidating.”

Please take a long look at that banner picture then read the quote again, and you’ll know all you need to know about Cameron Diaz. She looks like an inhabitant of some undiscovered planet, yet she thinks whenever she decides to condescend to date again, men the world over will be arriving at her door on white steeds with flowers and chocolate. Sorry, sweetie. The only way I’d let you near me is if I needed something to ward off evil spirits.