Jessica Simpson is in the Hospital

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inTouch Weekly has revealed that Jessica Simpson was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles because of a kidney infection.

She checked in on Friday morning because she was feeling achy and had a fever,” a friend of the family confirmed. Jessica was kept over the weekend for observations and is expected to be released Tuesday morning. “She is doing fine’ but she is ready to get out of there,” added the friend.”

Really? A “kidney infection?” That’s the best they could come up with? Why not say she got attacked by a zombie or zapped by some sort of super villain’s mega-ray? Because you’re looking for a code for “prostate problems,” you’d think they’d come up with something a cool.