Kate Beckinsale Prefers Vagina

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Most celebrities, although seemingly normal in their public persona, are usually freak shows in their privates lives; narcissistic sociopaths who you’d be just as likely to find hanging the skins of dead animals in their attics as you would hanging out in VIP. This is just a long-winded way of saying celebrities are insane and generally like insane things. Things like weird foods. Kate Beckinsale does not. In fact, she’s rather eat your vagina. OK! reports:

Sushi is a favorite food among many celebrities, but it’s certainly not Kate Beckinsale’s…”I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything,” she tells Moviefone. “At least a vagina would be warm.”

I’m sorry, but if the thought of Kate Beckinsale going down on a woman doesn’t give you a raging hard on, I’m not sure what will. Maybe you can come up with something while you’re crying because Rent is closing.