Kate Hudson Might Not Be Pregnant

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Rumors have been everywhere recently that Kate Hudson is pregnant, then these pictures came out yesterday. The Sun reports:

Kate Hudson quashed pregnancy rumours by showing off her hot bikini body in Miami. The beauty was rumoured to be expecting her second child. But judging by these pics, she looks to be travelling solo…Kate was in Miami for the city’s annual Film Festival, where her short film Cutless, which she directed, is being featured.”

There was also speculation that Kate Hudson has a nice ass. Ok, sure, I guess. Too bad it’s attached to a body normally found on a bus going to a 7th grade forensics competition. Kate Hudson has tricked me before, but not this time. Oh no, my sweet, not this time. Your ass is no match for the fact I just finished looking at Marisa Miller pictures five minutes ago. Take that, Kate. Your diabolical scheme to get me to masturbate has been foiled! Well, for at least five more minutes.