Ellen Page Isn’t Helping

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If you’re a fan of comedy you probably don’t know this, but SNL is still on the air. Now that’s been cleared up, here’s a skit with this weekend’s host, Ellen Page, that supposedly makes fun of all the lesbian rumors surrounding her as of late. Not that I really care. She’s 21 and looks 12. Imagining her licking on some chick doesn’t really rank that high on my list of things to do. In fact, I asked my penis what he thought about all this and he blue screened.