Kate Beckinsale’s Vagina is a Tomb

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In an interview in this month’s Allure, Kate Beckinsale addresses the time she left her boyfriend/co-star, Michael Sheen, for Len Weisman, the director of Underworld. Then she talks about her vagina.

I was called a slut when I split up with Michael and began seeing Len, but I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!” The star also insisted her best asset is too “private” to discuss. She said: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”

Coincidentally, my new script, National Treasure: Pharaoh’s Tomb, is currently looking for a star. Serendipity? Why yes, it certainly appears so.

Kate Beckinsale in March 2008 Esquire: