Angelina Jolie is French

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Rumors of Angelina and Brad moving to France have been floating around for a while, and it now seems like the pair want to make the move prior to the birth of their new child (a girl, not twins as previously thought). The Sun UK says:

Angelina’s mum, actress Marcheline Bertrand, died last year and the star wants to embrace her French heritage by bringing up her new tot over there. After months of house-hunting Brad and Angelina – who revealed her bump in a tight black dress at the weekend – have bought a chateau in the south of France and plan to make it their family home…The source added: “Angelina is proud of her French roots and wants her latest addition to be born and raised there.”

You’re probably right in deducing that this wasn’t Brad Pitt’s idea. Of course not, he gets to have unprotected sex with Angelina Jolie. Whenever Brad sees her mouth move he just starts nodding his head. This article could have said “the south of Afghanistan” and the only way Brad Pitt could’ve got there any faster is if he took a wormhole.