Britney Spears Might Be Pregnant

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The day has finally come. Britney Spears’ symbiotic relationship with the paparazzi has finally manifested itself. Adnan Ghalib, Britney’s paparazzo boyfriend, is telling anyone who will listen that Britney is pregnant with his baby. Star Magazine says:

Only weeks after Britney Spears drove to Rosarita Beach, Mexico to exchange marriage vows with Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo is bragging to friends that she is going to have his baby, Star has learned exclusively…”Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life,” one friend of Adnan’s tells Star. But while Adnan, 35, may be happy, Britney’s family is not. Dad Jamie has stabilized her life and the last thing he and her mom Lynne wants is another grandchild. “Her parents know she can’t handle more children,” says a Spears family source.”

I don’t know if anyone has thought of this yet, but a good idea might be to have the nurse hold a box under Britney Spears’ vagina so when the baby comes out so they can mail it directly to a foster home. That might save the court a few steps.

Britney out to dinner last week with her dad and 6,000 paparazzi: