Fergie is Pregnant

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It turns out Fergie hasn’t started sleeping in vats of ice cream lately. She’s pregnant. Page Six says:

Fergie and her fiance, Josh Duhamel, are moving up their wedding date because the “Glamorous” songbird is pregnant, according to gossips at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammys bash at the Beverly Hilton. “She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes too obvious,” one insider said. “At Clive’s, she just drank water.”

This would normally be the part where we would say Fergie looks like a cartoon ninja turtle then play “guess the baby’s species,” but I’m just more concerned that there appears to be no end to the pregnancy epidemic going on in Hollywood. Everybody is pregnant. To be honest, that’s why I canceled my trip. I don’t trust myself. After two glasses of wine and some intimate conversation with a cute guy, I lose all self-control. Calm down boys!