Britney Spears Gets Trained

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Britney Spears made one of her compulsive Starbucks/public restroom visits yesterday. It appears as though she’s either attached to a retractable leash or a taser gun. A purple taser gun would be pretty gay, but this one isn’t gay enough. Add some leather beaded fringe and pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal doin’ it with Ryan Phillippe and I might believe it, but this thing is just a cheap ass fishing pole with a grape Kool-Aid kicker.