More Grammy Stuff

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Either she was hooked up to an air pump right before these pictures were taken or Fergie is pregnant. I’m not sure how they’re able to do that on Fergie’s home planet, but hey, congratulations.

Beyonce was nominated for several awards, and for good luck she rubbed the corpse of Yoko Ono, who now works as a doorman.

When asked who she was excited to see perform Amy Lee said, “Quiznos. You see, every sandwich is toasted and…um, uh…I meant to say Beyonce. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Beyonce.”

Carrie Underwood gets points for looking hot, but I don’t think I understand the big ass vein on her head. Is she trying to read my mind? Levitate a car? Throw a bookcase? Somebody might want to investigate that.