Britney Spears is Throwing Fits and Mad as Hell
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In a hearing earlier this afternoon, Jamie Spears, Britney’s father, won legal control of his daughter’s life and was rewarded conservatorship over her estate. His first order of business was to file and receive a civil harassment restraining order against Sam Lutfi. So not only can Jamie Spears make every possible decision in Britney’s life, he also has complete control of her assets, and has legally removed Britney’s only “friend”. When Britney was told of this, let’s just say she wasn’t happy. TMZ reports:
Minutes ago, Britney Spears made two calls at the UCLA Psych Ward and went crazy on the phone after learning that her dad is now the conservator of her estate. In a heavy British accent, a ballistic Brit screamed (about her parents), “I’m so sick of all of this they can have the God Damn house and stick it up their f**king asses. Actually, no they can’t.” Brit, who sounded drugged up, was furious that her dad became a conservator of her estate. She was screaming at the top of her lungs, at times impossible to understand. At one point she screamed, “Nobody’s taking my house. Who is my family?” Britney said she did not want her parents near her home and at one point said she would go to court to fight them.”
Sources inside the hospital say Britney put on a coonskin cap, picked up her musket, and bit the top off her gunpowder pouch. They say she was out for justice. Just like ‘dem Duke boys! Yeeeee haaaaawwwww!!
Note: Yeah, you read that right. Britney will fight to death for her house and money. Her kids? Not so much.
Britney fueling up for her commitment: