Eva Mendes is in Rehab

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Yes, everyone in Hollywood is high:

TMZ has learned Eva Mendes is in Utah battling a substance abuse problem. We’re told the “Ghost Rider” star is at the famous Cirque Lodge, near Sundance. The Lodge, which treated Lindsay Lohan and other stars, is one of the most respected treatment facilities in the country. Eva has been at Cirque for several weeks.”

That’s right, Cirque Lodge is well respected. Just look what it did for Lindsay Lohan. There’s no doubt Eva Mendes will make a full recovery. Because smuggling in drugs and blowing guys in the bathroom just seem to be more relaxing in an unrivaled mountain setting.