Why Do These Tears Come At Night?

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Britney Spears’ wondrous and thaumaturgic life took another enchanted turn last night when she was photographed crying on the curb outside her gated community after a fight with her “manager” Sam Lutfi. Ooh, the drama! Us Magazine reports:

Sources tells Us the fight was fueled by Lutfi’s insistence she speak to her mother, Lynne, Lutfi wanting her to see a psychologist, as well as Lutfi’s refusal to let Spears see her paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib. Spears – who won telephone rights to speak to her kids Monday, according to court papers – then got into the car of another photographer named Felipe, and drove inside the gates of her home. It was then that her pap boyfriend, Ghalib, tried unsuccessfully to gain entry into her gated community. At 9:07 p.m. Spears’ father, Jamie, arrived at the Summit home. After sitting outside the gates for a few minutes, he finally went inside. Spears’ mother, Lynne, arrived soon after. At around 9.30 p.m. Spears left her home. She was later seen driving around Los Angeles with Ghalib by her side. Shortly after 11 p.m., Spears and Adnan returned to her home. At 11:15 p.m., Spears was spotted returning to the home. Jamie had left at that point. At 1:20 a.m., Spears went to nearby Longs Drugs with her mother, Lynne, and Lutfi.”

So basically, Lutfi finally told Britney she was a fuck up and needed mental help, then Britney threw a hissy fit and called Adnan Ghalib to pick her up, then her parents and the police came, then they waved sparklers and pulled a burrito by a string to lure Britney back home. Ok, maybe not that last part. Oh, how the hell should I know? It sounded pretty reasonable to me.