Cameron Diaz and Eva Mendes Burp and Fart

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Eva Mendes and Cameron Diaz once spent a night burping and farting together. The masturbation material continues…

Gorgeous Eva went to Nepal with Cameron for an MTV show and confessed they stayed up in their hotel room breaking wind all night. Eva recalls: “Cameron is a big old belcher, but I can’t belch. “One night I had a heavy dinner, so I combated her belching with something I could do. “We were in side-by-side beds, so it was her disgusting bodily function versus mine. “It was an Eva-Cameron fart-belch off.”

“Cool” girls who hang with the boys can usually get away with this shit, but this is incredibly rare. Chicks like Jenny McCarthy have made a career out of it. However, Eva Mendes and Cameron Diaz are more manly than most male actors, so this news is not news. If I read a story in which scientists studied Eva and Cameron’s DNA and it was confirmed these “women” are actually females, then that would be shocking. But telling me they take pride in their gas is like telling me I am God. The enlightened ones have known this for centuries, now let us change topics, for I am now blushing.

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