Lindsay Lohan Needs Pants

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Yeah, whatever. You’ve seen Lindsay’s ass a thousand times, I’m just trying to figure out why her ankles are always some kind of rub on tan free zone. It’s like she can never seem to make it all the way down. As much as she grabs her ankles you’d think she’d be an artist by now, commissioned the world over to provide only the finest in ankle tans. People will marvel as the stage curtain is drawn open and a red silk sheet is yanked away to reveal yet another tanned masterpiece. Behold! Behold the wonders of her genius!!