Paris Hilton is a Graceful Swan

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When I’m at the shooting range, my mind often drifts to Paris Hilton and how she’s doing. What are her thoughts and fears? What makes her happy? So I’m glad to see she’s doing well. Like last night when she stepped out of an Escalade and busted her ass. The only way this could have gotten any better is if she fell down a manhole.

Paris out partying on Friday night:

Video thanks to TMZ