Britney Spears Has a Plan

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Britney Spears is due in court today to try and get her kids back, and she’s doing all she can to help. Seen all over L.A. this weekend with her paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, Britney showed up at the Keyes Mercedes-Benz dealership in the San Fernando Valley wearing her wedding dress in which she married Kevin Federline. The Daily Mail says:

The strange fashion choice has sparked rumors that her new man, photographer Adnan Ghalib has concocted a plan to marry the star in an attempt to secure her fortune and lucrative exclusive picture deals…”He said he’d ‘struck gold’ in all ways and was going to keep hold of her for as long as he could.” One of his relatives has also stepped in to comment on the relationship. “All he wanted to do was get close enough for some special pictures. “But now he dare not lift a camera when he’s with her or she’ll rumble him and kick him out. “So instead he’s cleverly changed tack, says he’s planning a long-term relationship with Britney and that they have discussed marriage. “He is still wed so he knows he can’t do anything until there’s a divorce from his wife. He’s probably working on that already.”

And, of course, Britney is totally clueless:

Britney is apparently also convinced a new marriage will help her win back her children who are in the custody of her ex, Kevin Federline…”She’s been discussing all these wacky plans to reinvent her life and convince the courts she is a good mother. She has discussed in depth a fake death, moving abroad and even plastic surgery. It is scary to hear her romanticize about these insane plans. “She believes she could spend six months away and make a comeback as Britney the world’s best mother.”

I think it would be funny if Adnan dropped little clues for Britney, like wearing contact lenses with dollar signs on them or drawing pictures of himself sitting on a mountain of gold. Or instead of a wedding dress, he could dress her up as an ATM. So when Britney is under the couch looking for her wallet, it can be like a game!

The happy couple during a quiet trip to Rite-Aid and Macy’s this weekend, where Britney loses it on a pap using her new British accent at 4:15. Gee, I wonder how they knew Britney was going to be there?: