K-Fed is a Superstar

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Kevin Federline somehow managed to get a recurring role on the CW show, One Tree Hill. Here’s the promo clip. He looks like a complete tard, but please keep in mind that his ex-wife has sold 66 million albums worldwide yet he’s the one on television and with sole custody of their kids. Meanwhile, Britney is taking romantic shopping tours of Mexico with a guy who used to hide in her bushes and stalk her like she was a deer. The only thing left for Federline to do at this point is run down the street with the Olympic torch, because it’s pretty clear who’s won this race.

Britney and her paparazzo boyfriend in Mexico yesterday: