Jessica Simpson is Poison

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Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback, Tony Romo, and starting tight end, Jason Witten, just finished a vacation in Cabo San Lucas with Jessica Simpson and her family. So if my math is right, the New York Giants are going to beat the Cowboys by 40 on Sunday. When Tony Romo has a girlfriend in the stands, he’s like a Pilgrim who somehow time traveled and ended up at Six Flags. He’s completely baffled and bewildered. I swear, if Jessica shows up, don’t be surprised if Romo comes on the field at one point in a fireman helmet or barrel suspenders.