Christina Aguilera is Having Something
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Christina Aguilera is like 5 feet tall, so if somebody could tell me what is going on with her stomach I’d appreciate it, because it’s twice the size of her body. Christ, she’s huge. Her husband looks like he might have a tail, so I hope this turns out to be a normal human baby. Christina could be bringing home a cute bundle of joy and sunshine, but there’s good possibility the natives could be sacrificing virgins to keep him from attacking their village.