Everyone Hates Jessica Simpson

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When asked about Sunday’s loss to the Philadelphia Eagles, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver, Terrell Owens, had a few choice words to say about Jessica Simpson. NFL.com reports:

Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite – in this locker room or in Texas Stadium,” Owens said Wednesday.

“With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away,” Owens said, echoing the chatter on sports-talk radio and blogs. “Other than that, she was high on my list until last week.

“Oh, I got a message for her when we make the playoffs. Just stay tuned.”

Man, ever since the day T.O. disrespected our star when he was still a 49er I thought I could never bring myself to love him, but I would totally fucking hug that guy right now and not hate myself afterward. Finally someone (other than us) told Jessica Simpson to fuck off. Hopefully this will be a snowball effect and all the Simpsons will roll off the face of the Earth, even O.J. Simpson. Not the cartoon ones though. They can stay.

Thanks, Len!