Ashlee Simpson Really Needs to Stop

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Apparently Ashlee Simpson still believes she’s musically relevant, so here is the video for her new single, Outta My Head (Ay ya ya). Seriously, that’s the fucking title. I starting watching it but I went into some kind of seizure of bored indifference and apathy. But not before I saw a flying Rubik’s cube, a singing severed head, and miniature dancing black guy. Sorry, Ashlee. Your tits aren’t even close to being big enough for me to pretend this is going on my mixtape.

Ashlee and her gay ass boyfriend, Pete Wentz on December 15th: