All The Spears Are Whores

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Jamie Spears, the father of Britney and Jamie Lynn, is reportedly furious with his ex-wife Lynn and his underage daughter for selling Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy story to OK! magazine. Whoa, really? I can’t imagine why. Us Magazine reports:

Jamie Lynn and Lynne broke the news to OK! – infamous for multi-million dollar payouts to celebrities – for an unspecified amount. “He put his foot down and refused to take any money and ‘profit off of his children,'” the source says. “Lynne didn’t care.” Jamie is “devastated” by the news, says the source. He’s “extremely depressed” and “feels Jamie Lynn ruined her life.”

Lynn Spears sounds like a real smart lady. What better way to teach your kid that underage pregnancy is wrong than cashing a million dollar check? I can’t think of any. I don’t want to get ahead of myself here, but if Lynn Spears has another kid, I’m thinking Congressman or world-renowned brain surgeon. With her awesome parenting skills, the sky’s the limit!